Comments on: The Best Medicine http://straightarrow.wordpress.com The only free press - is the one you own. Tue, 22 Dec 2009 09:07:07 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: straightarrow http://straightarrow.wordpress.com/the-best-medicine/#comment-112 straightarrow Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:44:17 +0000 http://straightarrow.wordpress.com/the-best-medicine/#comment-112 An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out,and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Indian replied ,"Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?" ~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~ An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan
officer.
He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new
Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank.
Everything is checked out,and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for
the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and
parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “We are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that
u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”

The Indian replied ,”Where else in New York can I park my car for two
weeks for 15 bucks?”
~*~*~I Love Walking In The Rain Because Nobody Can See Me Crying!~*~*~

]]> By: straightarrow http://straightarrow.wordpress.com/the-best-medicine/#comment-32 straightarrow Sat, 15 Sep 2007 04:24:59 +0000 http://straightarrow.wordpress.com/the-best-medicine/#comment-32 It was a hot day in Minnesota . Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. “Gootness, it’s hotter Dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , “Vy nodt?” She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink. “Ya know,” Helga said, “it is zo hot, I tink I’ll have myself a cold beer” “Anheuser Busch?” the bartender asked. Helga blushed and replied, “Vell fine, tanks, und how’s yur viener?” It was a hot day in Minnesota .

Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went
downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

“Gootness, it’s hotter Dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she
walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , “Vy nodt?”

She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and
asked her what she would like to drink.

“Ya know,” Helga said, “it is zo hot, I tink I’ll have myself a cold
beer”

“Anheuser Busch?” the bartender asked.

Helga blushed and replied, “Vell fine, tanks, und how’s yur viener?”

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